Bzzz Jokes

Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit."Do you have anything to declare?" asked the customs inspector."No - sssssst, bzzz - nothing at all.""How long do you plan to stay?""Oh, about - ssssssssszzzzt, bzzz - about three weeks.""By the way, where did you learn English?""From the - bzzz, bzzz, sszzzzzzzzbzzz - radio."

Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit." Do you have anything to declare?" asked the customs inspector." No -- sssssst, bzzz - nothing at all." "How long do you plan to stay?" "Oh, about -- ssssssssszzzzt, bzzz -- about three weeks." "By the way, where did you learn English?" "From the -- bzzz, bzzz, sszzzzzzzzbzzz -- radio."