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Historians will digitally scan the Dead Sea Scrolls to put on the Internet. And to avoid a writer's strike, they'll set up a residual deal with Larry King.
...CNN's Larry King has announced that he will give up his talk show hosting job this April....CNN plans to go in a younger direction, and has announced that King's replacement will be Father Time.
According to CNN, after it moved through Florida, Tropical Storm Ernesto has weakened into a depression. But, c'mon, Ernesto, you did a good job, don't be so hard on yourself.
A woman accused of hiding a decaying corpse on her toilet so she could continue collecting her Social Security was convicted of a misdemeanor, a prosecutor said Monday. Authorities say they will now turn their attention to another possible case of a corpse being used to collect Social Security when Wednesday they question the wife of Larry King.
With the passing of Sunny von Bulow, the record for years in a coma is now held by Larry King.
Some 2,300 years ago, something akin to a Jack Russell terrier was laid to rest. Scientist called the mummified pet remarkable. Larry King called the mummified pet ‘Fido‘.
Bush says Israel defeated Hezbollah.
Hezbollah say they defeated Israel.
One thing is certain though: CNN defeated "Veronica Mars."