Cabdriver Jokes

This cabdriver is having an affair with a married woman.
So they're making love in the afternoon while the husband is supposedly
at work, when suddenly a car pulls up in the driveway. The woman
exclaims, "Oh my god! My husband is home early! You have to get out
of here, he's a weightlifter and he'll break every bone in your body!"
Well, the cabdriver is terrified and runs out of the bedroom. A moment
later the husband comes bursting into the room, yelling, "All right,
I know you've been fooling around, where is he?" As he's running around
the house looking for the guy, through the kitchen window he sees a
cab driving away. He's so angry he picks up the refrigerator and
hurls it out the window at the cab! Unfortunately, he misses, and
even more unfortunately, he suffers a triple hernia and dies on the
spot.
The next thing he knows he's standing in line, waiting to get into heaven.
When he gets to the front of more...