Camel Jokes / Recent Jokes

One time there was an army camp in India that just received a new commander. During the new commanders first inspection everything checked out except one thing. There was a camel tied to a tree on the edge of the camp. The commander asked what it was for, one of the soldiers who had been stationed there for a while explained to him that the men sometimes get lonely since there where no woman there so they have the camel. The commander just let that go, but after a few weeks he was feeling very lonely so he ordered the men to bring the camel into his tent. The men did, and he went to work on it. After about an hour the commander came out zipped up his pants and said, "So is that how the other men do it?" One of the men responded, "No we usually just use the camel to ride into town."

A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.
The camel falls dead.
Before I die the father says, "I would like to see a woman naked. So the nun takes off all her clothes.
She then says, "before I die i would like to see a man naked. So the father takes off his clothes. She looks at his penis and says, "My God! What is that for?"
He says "You stick it in a hole and it brings forth life."
The nun replies, "Then how about you stick it up that camels ass and let's get the hell out of here!"

Why couldnt the baby camel surf the Internet? Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before I die the father says, "I would like to see a woman naked. So the nun takes off all her clothes.She then says, "before I die i would like to see a man naked. So the father takes off his clothes. She looks at his penis and says, "My God! What is that for?"He says "You stick it in a hole and it brings forth life."The nun replies, "Then how about you stick it up that camels ass and let's get the hell out of here!"

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same
day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

bin laden, sadam hussane were sitting in a cave thinking of ways to bomb the U.S.A. and bin laden had his camel with him.
A man walks in lifts up the camels tail then walks out, then another man walks in lifts up the camels tail then walks out.
Sadam is looking a bit puzzled so he gose and asks a gard outside "
why are people coming in the cave, looking at the camels ass, then walking out?"
the gard replys "
oh, theres a man out there telling them that theres a camel in there with two arseholes."

Teacher: name an animal found in the desert?
Rahul: camel.
Teacher: good, name another animal found in the desert?