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A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?"
The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".
"OK" said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?"
"They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert", the camel mother answers.
"Thanks Mom" replies the son. After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back??"
The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods."
"That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these more...

The Foreign Legion post in Morocco lost its commander in a skirmish with the desert tribes. A new commanding officer was sent out, and his executive officer gave him the grand tour of the fort. He showed him the well, the barracks, the latrine, and finally a particularly ugly and old she-camel. When the C.O. asked what the camel was for, the exec replied, "...Well, you know sir...there are no women here, and the boys...well..."
"I see" said the C.O. curtly. "I don't want to hear anything more about this."
Two weeks went by and the pressure built and built in the C.O., but each time the desire for sex overcame him he went and looked at the camel and lost his appetite.
Finally the day arrived when he could stand it no longer. He went to the stable and had a young corporal bring him a stepladder. He climbed up the ladder and fucked the camel until he was exhausted, only returning to the ground when he had taken his pleasure three times.
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A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand". "OK" said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?" "They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert", "Thanks Mom" replies the son. After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back??" The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods." "That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water. But Mom", "Yes more...

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Momma, why do I have these huge three-toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well, son, when we trek across the desert, your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand."
A few minutes later, the young camel asks, "Momma, why do I have these long eyelashes?" "They're to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert," replies the mother.
"Momma, why do I have these great big humps on my back?" asks the baby camel. "They're to help us store fat for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without eating for long periods," explains the mother.
"So, we have huge feet to stop us from sinking, long eyelashes to keep the sand out of our eyes and these humps to store fat," the young camel says.
"That's right, son," says the mother.
"Then why are we in San Diego Zoo?" asks the baby camel.

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Momma, why do I have these huge three-toed feet?"
The mother replies, "Well, son, when we trek across the desert, your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand."
A few minutes later, the young camel asks, "Momma, why do I have these long eyelashes?"
"They're to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert," replies the mother.
"Momma, why do I have these great big humps on my back?" asks the baby camel.
"They're to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods," explains the mother.
"So, we have huge feet to stop us from sinking, long eyelashes to keep the sand out of our eyes and these humps to store water," the young camel says.
"That's right, son," says the mother.
"Then why are we in the San Diego Zoo?" more...

Baby Camel: Mum, why do we have such a huge hump? Mum Camel: They're for storing fat in out in the desert. Baby Camel: Why do we have hooves, then? Mum Camel: So our feet don't sink into the hot sand. Baby Camel: Why do we have these long, fluttery eyelashes? Mum Camel: To keep the sand out of our eyes in a sandstorm.

One horny man was crossing the desert. He was very horny and
glad to see a camel. He wanted to have SEX with this camel!!
He tried his best but, the camel got scared and started to run
around. But the horny man didn't giveup!
While he was running around with the camel, he saw an airplane
coming down. It was a disaster!!! Everybody died except this
ONE pretty air hostest!
She is very sexy...
He saved her life. The pretty lady thanked him and said " you
saved my life... I am ready to do anything for you." He was so
happy. He asked the pretty woman... "are you sure... you are
ready to do anything... for me...". She said, "yes... anything."
The man replied..."could you please hold this camel for me."