"Using the camel" joke
The Foreign Legion post in Morocco lost its commander in a skirmish with the desert tribes. A new commanding officer was sent out, and his executive officer gave him the grand tour of the fort. He showed him the well, the barracks, the latrine, and finally a particularly ugly and old she-camel. When the C.O. asked what the camel was for, the exec replied, "...Well, you know sir...there are no women here, and the boys...well..."
"I see" said the C.O. curtly. "I don't want to hear anything more about this."
Two weeks went by and the pressure built and built in the C.O., but each time the desire for sex overcame him he went and looked at the camel and lost his appetite.
Finally the day arrived when he could stand it no longer. He went to the stable and had a young corporal bring him a stepladder. He climbed up the ladder and fucked the camel until he was exhausted, only returning to the ground when he had taken his pleasure three times.
As he sat and panted on the ground the corporal stared at him in horrified fascination and disgust.
"What the hell's wrong with you?", snapped the C.O., "Haven't you ever used the camel before?"
The corporal replied, "Oh, yes sir, but I usually ride her to the whorehouse in the next town."
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