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A priest and a nun were riding a camel through the desert and the camel passed out and died. Since the priest and the nun had no way to travel they knew they were going to die. The priest asked the nun, "Since we are going to die anyway is there anything I can do for you?"
The nun replied, "Well... I've never seen a naked man before." The priest being the kind man that he was took all of his clothes off.
Pointing at the priest's dick, the nun asked, "What is that?"
The priest said,"It is my sternum."
"What does it do?" Asked the nun.
"It brings forth life." said the priest.
Then the nun said, " Well stick that on up in the camel and let's get outta here!"
A priest and a nun were traveling through the desert when there camel died
suddenly.
Alone and in the middle of nowhere they decided to sit and wait
for help to come.
During the night they talked about stories of there life
and what they had and hadn't done with their life. It is then that the
preist asks the nun if she has ever had sex the nun replies "no". So the
preist brings up the suggestion that since they are alone and in the middle
of nowhere and could possibly die that perhaps they should try it.
Upon
agreement the Priest flops out his pecker and says to the nun "This is the
staff of life, it brings life to the dead".
In response the nun
replies, "good go screw that dead camel so we can get the hell out of here."
A nun and a priest decide to go on a mission to preach about their religion. Unfortunately to reach everyone they have to go accross the desert. So they buy this cheap camel from a used camel dealer and start their journey. After about three days of crossing the desert they settle in for another nights sleep. In the morning they discover that the camel has died. With no other way to cross the desert they both accept their fate and look forward to meeting the heavens. In order to comfort the nun the priest gives her last rites and preaches.
To further comfort her he asks,"Sister is there any question I can answer you before we parish? Any mystery I can solve?"
The nun says, " I have one question, what is a penis?" The priest explains that it is the male sex organ and can also be referred to as a dick or cock.
The nun says, "Really, what is it used for?"
And the priest replies, "It is used to create life!!!"
With a shocked more...
Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet? Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
Everyone wonders why Muslim terrorists are so
quick to commit suicide. Let's see now:
No beer, no bars, no radio, no television, no
Playboy or Penthouse, no rugby, no football, no
basketball, no baseball, no golf, no dancing, no
music.
No bikinis on the beach, no nude beaches, no mini
skirts and braless beauties.
No BBQ pork, no ham, no bacon, no hot-dogs, no
burgers, no lobster, no shellfish or even frozen
seafood sticks.
Rags for clothes and dish towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next door because
he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
You can't shave. Your wife can't shave. You can't
even shave your wife.
Sand is everywhere. Sand gets into everything.
You wipe your backside with your left hand
without toilet paper and if they catch you stealing
they chop off your good hand and you must eat with
your more...
An old, bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff, walks up to a stone pulpit and says …
And lo it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg.
Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, “Why doth thou travel far, from town to town, with thy goods when thou can trade without ever leaving thy tent? ” And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, “How, Dear? ”
And Dot replied, “I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale and they will reply telling you which hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery by Uriah’s Pony Stable (UPS). ”
Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums, as long as he could have more...
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert. After a few days the camel falls over dead. After looking over the situation the priest figures neither one of them will survive the rest of the journey. The priest asks the nun "I have never seen a woman's breasts, and at this point it probably wouldn't matter much, so could I see yours?" The nun agrees and shows him her breasts. "May I touch them?" The nun allows him to. The priest comments sincerely how wonderful they are. The nun then asks "Father, I have never seen a man's penis before, could you show me yours? The priest drops his drawers. "May I touch it?" After she fondles his penis for a minute he sports a huge erection. The priest says, "you know if I place my penis in the proper place it can give life!" "Is that right" the nun replies? "Yes," says the priest. So the nun said: "Then why don't you stick it up that camels ass and lets get more...