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Posted for: Chaplain Palindro Meemordnilap
Chaplain's thought
Today is the feast of St. Nicholas (the original Santa Claus) who was a fourth century pioneer in microbiology and biochemistry. We don't know an awful lot about him except:
He managed to create a race of stunted, servile humanoids who were impervious to cold and had great manual dexterity.
Studied the effects of lysergic acid diethylamide on water buffalo, elk, caribou, and reindeer.
Left the corpses of his enemies impaled on pikes along the road leading from the field of battle.
Besides vague historical references to his possible origin of what is now Romania and a health condition that required ingestion of large quantities of human blood to stay alive, that's all we know about Santa Claus.
I guess there's a lot of wonder in unconditional and serendipitous concern in a world that can seem uncaring and unconcerned. It's like seeing that red beam of laser light on the forehead of very dark more...

Posted for: Chaplain Palindro Meemordnilap
Chaplain's thought
Today is the feast of St. Nicholas (the original Santa Claus) who was a fourth century pioneer in microbiology and biochemistry. We don't know an awful lot about him except:
He managed to create a race of stunted, servile humanoids who were impervious to cold and had great manual dexterity.
Studied the effects of lysergic acid diethylamide on water buffalo, elk, caribou, and reindeer.
Left the corpses of his enemies impaled on pikes along the road leading from the field of battle.
Besides vague historical references to his possible origin of what is now Romania and a health condition that required ingestion of large quantities of human blood to stay alive, that's all we know about Santa Claus.
I guess there's a lot of wonder in unconditional and serendipitous concern in a world that can seem uncaring and unconcerned. It's like seeing that red beam of laser light on the forehead of very more...