Carmen Electra Jokes

Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro have announced that they are seperating, citing irreconcilable differences.
The irreconcilable difference? After nearly three years of marriage it became apparant that she looked like Carmen Electra, and he looked like Dave Navarro.

A new restaurant has opened in Los Angeles called Opaque. Diners are led into a pitch black dining room by the blind waiters who act as their guides for the evening.
Job applications have skyrocketed with news that Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Jessica Alba have been comped for life.
Still needed: Old guys with scuba gear to be men's room attendants.