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It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.
"Carrie's not ready yet. Why don't you have a seat?" Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.
"Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it!"
Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby so he asks Carrie's dad to please repeat himself.
"Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"
A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and matching cardigan sweater and announces that she's ready to go. Breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door more...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carrie!
Carrie who?
Carrie the bags into the house please!

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?," he says. "That's cool" says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.

Carrie's father responds "why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby-so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"

Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless more...

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book, you might learn something.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door, I'm tired of knocking.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.
Knock! Knock!
Who's ther?
Dwain.
Dwain who?
Dwain the bathtub, I'm dwrowning.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Rita.Rita who? Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Police.Police who? Police open the door, I'm tired of knocking.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Henrietta.Henrietta who? Henrietta worm that was in his apple.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Carrie.Carrie who? Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Anita.Anita who? Anita drink of water.Knock! Knock! Who's ther? Dwain.Dwain who? Dwain the bathtub, I'm dwrowning.

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to thefront door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?," hesays. "That's cool" says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobbyreplies politely that they will probably just go to the sodashop or a movie. Carrie's father responds "why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as aquite a surprise to Bobby-so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it."Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan forthe evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minuteslater, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt andannounces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless withanticipation, Bobby escorts more...

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Rita. Rita who? Rita book, you might learn something. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door, I'm tired of knocking. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Henrietta. Henrietta who? Henrietta worm that was in his apple. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita drink of water. Knock! Knock! Who's ther? Dwain. Dwain who? Dwain the bathtub, I'm dwrowning.