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Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine-year-old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out. The cashier asks "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"
The nine-year-old replies, "Nope, not for my mom." Without thinking, the cashier responded, "Well, they must be for your sister then?" The nine-year-old responded, "Nope, not for my sister either."
The cashier had now become curious. "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister - then who are they for?"
The nine-year old says "They're for my four-year-old little brother." The cashier is surprised: "Your four year-old-brother?"
The nine-year-old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these, you can swim or ride a bike - and my little brother can't do either of those things."

The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashier and was down to two final applicants -- one of which would get the job.
The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstate New York. A nice young man, but a bit timid.
Then he called for the second man, "Jim Johnson!" Up stepped a burley young man who seemed quite sure of himself. "He looks like he can take care of any situation," thought the manager, and decided, there and then, to hire him.
He turned to the first applicant and told him he could go and they would let him know.
Turning to Johnson, he said, "Now Jim, I like the way you carry yourself -- that's an important asset for the job as cashier. However, you must be precise. I noticed you did not
fill out the place on the application where we asked your formal education."
Jim looked a little confused so the manager said, "Where did you get your financial education?"
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A blonde walks into a grocery store one day and tells the Cashier "UMM sir, your um soda machine is broken" The cashier says " Oh well that is odd i just got a soda from there. Well what seems to be the problem?" The blonde says "Well my quarters wont fit into the machine no matter which way i turn them!" Puzzled the cashier askes the blonde to show him what she is talking about. She said " O.K. i got four quarters from my purse." The Cashier says, "ok" then she continues, "i tried to put them in under where it said "insert dollar here" like this, but see they just dont fit!!!"

Three friends went to a hotel. the bill was Rs 75/-

each one contributed Rs. 25/-.

the waiter took the bill to the cashier.

the cashier was happy & decided to give them a discount of Rs. 5/- & said the waiter to return them Rs. 5/-.

but he was confused how to distribute Rs 5 among 3 persons.

he kept Rs 2 in his pocket & gave one rupee to each one of the 3 persons.

so 1st each one contributed 25 Rs now as they are given 1 rupee back their contibution reduces to Rs 24.

they all contributed rs 24 that is 24x3=72 & 2 rupees are in the waiters pocket.

the total becomes 74 but they paid rs 75.

where is the remaining 1 rupee?.

a blonde walks into big lots she goes to the check out and asks can i buy this microwave the cashier says no we dont sell to blondes.So the blonde comes back the next day with brown hair she once again asks can i buy this microwave the cashier again replies no we dont sell to blondes.So one week later the blonde comes back with gray hair and once again asks can i buy this microwave the cashier says no we dont sell to blondes. Well the blonde says how do you know im a blonde well i know you dont wear glasses and only blondes couldnt figure this out its not a microwave its a t.v.

A blonde goes to a Pharmacy and she looks all around looking for "Bottom Deodarant". she cant find it, so she askes the cashier and the cashier says that they dont sell "Bottom deodarandt" here. the blonde says that she got the deodarant here last time, i will prove it to you! so she goes out to her car and gets the deodarent and goes back into the Pharmacy. the cashier looks closely at the deodarant stick and says "Mam, this here aint no butt deodarant, this is arm deodarant!" then the blonde says "yea it is, it says right here on the directions, Twist and push up bottom".

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine-year-old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out. The cashier asks "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"The nine-year-old replies, "Nope, not for my mom." Without thinking, the cashier responded, "Well, they must be for your sister then?" The nine-year-old responded, "Nope, not for my sister either."The cashier had now become curious. "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister - then who are they for?" The nine-year old says "They're for my four-year-old little brother." The cashier is surprised: "Your four year-old-brother?" The nine-year-old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these, you can swim or ride a bike - and my little brother can't do either of those things."