Cashier Jokes / Recent Jokes

The following supposedly a true story. This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give the scotch to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off of the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.

A guy walks into a gas station and buys a pack of cigarrettes. He pulls one out and starts smoking it. The cashier says, "Excuse me sir, but you can't smoke in here." The guy says, "Don't you think it's kinda dumb that i buy them here but can't smoke them here?" And the cashier replies, "Not at all... we also sell condoms here."

and he walks up to the cashier and asks "do you have any grapes?"the cashier responds.."No this is a department store we don't sell food we sell clothes!"so the duck leaves... and comes back the next day..
he walks up to the cashier and asks..
"do you have any grapes?"
the cashier responds,
"no we are a department store we don't sell grapes..we sell make up"the duck leaves and comes back the next day...he walks up to the cashier and asks..
"do you have any grapes?"and the cashier frustrated says,
"no for the final time we don't sell grapes and if you ask again I WILL NAIL YOUR DUCK FEET TO THE FLOOR!!!"the duck leaves...and comes back the next day...
he walks up to the cashier and asks,
"do you have any nails?"
the cash register responds...
"No."
so the duck asks..
"do you have any grapes?"

A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl. "Nothing but the best for my little kitten. "
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."
The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food.
The next day, the old lady went to the store and bought 12 of the most expensive dog cookies -- one for each day of Christmas. The cashier this time demanded proof that she now had a dog, claiming that old people sometimes eat dog food. Frustrated she went home, came back and brought in her dog. She was then given the dog cookies.
The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The more...

A guy walked into a gas station and bought a pack of cigarettes. After paying, he immediately took one out and started to smoke it.
"Pardon me, sir," said the cashier, "but there's no smoking in here."
"Don't you think it's kind of dumb that I can buy them here but can't smoke them here?" he snapped.
"Not at all, sir," the cashier replied, "we also sell condoms!"

A man shopping in a supermarket brought his purchase of two cans of
dog food to the checkout counter. The cashier asked, "Sir, do you have
a dog?"
"Yes." replied the man.
"Well, where is it?" asked the cashier.
"I left him home." he answered.
"Sorry," the cashier said, "You can't buy the dog food if I can't see
the dog. That's the rules."
The next day he returned to the store and brought some cat food to the
checkout. "Do you have a cat?" asked the cashier. "Yes," he said, "but
I left him home."
"Sorry," she said, "If I can't see the cat, I can't sell you the food.
That's the rules."
The next day the man walked into the store with a brown paper bag. He
walked up to the cashier and said, "Here. Put your hand in here."
The cashier put her hand in and said, "It's soft and warm. What more...

A man was shopping in a supermarket brought his purchase of two cans of dog food to the checkout counter.
The cashier asked, "Sir, do you have a dog?"
"Yes." replied the man.
"Well, where is it?" asked the cashier.
"I left him home." he answered.
"Sorry," the cashier said, "You can't buy the dog food if I can't see the dog. That's the rules."
The next day he returned to the store and brought some cat food to the checkout.
"Do you have a cat?" asked the cashier.
"Yes," he said, "but I left him home."
"Sorry," she said, "If I can't see the cat, I can't sell you the food. That's the rules."
The next day the man walked into the store with a brown paper bag. He walked up to the cashier and said, "Here. Put your hand in here."
The cashier put her hand in and said, "It's soft and warm. What is it?"
The more...