Cassie Jokes

Cassie was a really good mom. When her children were growing up, her one son gave her more than a few "stop and count to 10" periods.
Once, after her small son fell into the pond and came home with his good school clothes dripping wet, the exasperated Cassie sent him to his room while she washed and dried his clothes.
A little later, Cassie heard a commotion in the back yard. She called out, "Are you out there wetting your pants again!?"
There was dead silence for a moment. Then a deep, masculine voice answered meekly, "No, ma'am, I'm just reading the meter."

Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from Dayton, Ohio to Washington, DC. A vendor came down the corridor selling Pop Rocks, something neither had ever seen before. Cassie bought each one a bag. The first one eagerly tore open the bag and popped one into his mouth just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his brother and said: "I wouldn't eat that if I were you." "Why not?" replied the curious brother "I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."

Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride, from Dayton, Ohio, to Washington, DC.A vendor came down the corridor selling Pop Rocks, something neither had ever seen before. Cassie bought each grandson a bag.The first one eagerly tore open the bag and popped one into his mouth just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his brother and said: "I wouldn't eat that if I were you.""Why not?" replied the curious brother "I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."

Knock KnockWhos there! Cassie! Cassie who? Cassie the forest for the trees!

Knock Knock Who's there! Cassie! Cassie who? Cassie the forest for the trees!