Cathy Jokes / Recent Jokes
June 1st, was just a few short days away. It is a special day since it is the birthday of Rodney's wife, Cathy. Rodney asked his wife, what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be six again," Cathy replied.
Rodney pondered this for awhile. On the morning of Cathy's birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to Six Flags Magic Mountain, a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park, Colossus, Batman Returns, Viper, Goliath, and all the other roller coaster rides there!
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where Rodney ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie to see Spiderman. Rodney stopped by the concession stand and ordered hot dogs, popcorn, soda pop and candy. What a fabulous adventure! Finally Cathy wobbled home with her more...
Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something' practical' for her birthday."Suppose we open a savings account for you?" mother suggested. Cathy was delighted."It's your account, darling," mother said as they arrived at the bank, "so you fill out the application."Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for' Name of your former bank.' After a slight hesitation, she put down' Piggy.'
Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something' practical' for her birthday.
"Suppose we open a savings account for you?" mother suggested. Cathy was delighted.
"It's your account, darling," mother said as they arrived at the bank, "so you fill out the application."
Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for' Name of your former bank.'
After a slight hesitation, she put down' Piggy.'
The history teacher announced that the students who could tell her the
source of the following famous quotes would be allowed to go home early.
"The first quote is: 'Four score and seven years ago...'"
Cathy raised her and and answered "Abe Lincoln".
"Very good Cathy, you may go home," said the teacher. "The next quote is
'Give me liberty or
give me..."
Jane raised her hand and blurted out "Patrick Henry."
"Very good Jane, you may also leave."
Meanwhile a boy had his hand up in the back
of the room the whole time and the teacher never acknowledged him and she
said that would be all for the day. She proceeded to write something on
the board when the boy said "Stupid Bitches (women) if it weren't for them
none of this ever would've happened" The teacher turned around and said
"Who said that!" The boy blurts out "Bill Clinton now can I more...
Pregnant with her first child, Cathy was at her obstetrician's for a check-up.
After the exam, she shyly said to the doctor, "My husband would like to know... "
Before she could finish the sentence, the doctor placed a reassuring hand on her shoulder and said, "I know, I know. That is one question I get asked all the time. Yes, sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."
"No, doctor, that's not it," said an embarrassed Cathy.
"Oh, then what is it?" the doctor asked.
"He'd like to know if I can still mow the lawn!"