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How do you get a' cellist to play fortissimo? Write "pp, espressivo"

Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? A: Write' pp, espressivo'.

A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!""Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? A: Write pp, espressivo.