Cello Jokes / Recent Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cello!
Cello who?
Cello dere!

Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?
A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
A: So you don`t have to retrain the cellists.

Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?
A: Write `pp, espressivo`.

What's the difference between a cello and a viola?
The cello burns longer.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Cello!
Cello who?
Cello dere!

What's the difference between a cello and a coffin?
The coffin has the corpse inside.