Ceylone Jokes

It was a summer day in Sweden. I went in to a indien teashop to drink some thing. A waiter came and asked:
Waiter: What would you like to have fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, milo or coffee?
Answer: Tea please
Waiter: Ceylone tea, herbal tea, bush tea, hony tea, ice tea or green tea?
Answer: Ceylone tea.
Waiter: How would you like it? black or white?
Answer: White.
Waiter: Milk, whitener or condensed milk?
Answer: with milk.
Waiter: Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk.
Answer: with cow milk please.
Waiter: Milk from freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: I will take it black.
Waiter: Whould you like it with sweetener, sugar or hony?
Answer: With sugar.
Waiter: Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: Cane sugar.
Waiter: White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: m.. mmm.. I forget about tea just give me a glass of water insted.
Waiter: Mineral water or still water?
Answer: Mineral more...