Chaim Jokes / Recent Jokes

Moishe mit Rochel's car Vun day,
Chaim vas valking down da street ven who did he see
driving a brand new Chevrolet? It vas Moishe!!
Moishe pulled up to him vit a big vide smile.
"So... Moishe, vere did you get dat big fancy car?"
Chaim asked.
"Rochel gave it to me"
She gave it to you? "Rochel gave you a car?" I knew she
vaz sveet on you, but dis?"
"Vell, let me tell you vot happened. Ve vos driving out
on county road 6, in da middle of novere.
Rochel pulled off da road into da woods. She parked, got
out of da car, trew off all of her clothes and said
'Moishe take vatever you vant.
"...Sooooo, I took da car"."
"Moishe, your a smart man, dem clothes never voulda fit
ya."