Championship Jokes / Recent Jokes
What's known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn't use its full name, which happens to be "Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division".
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day more...
It was an exciting match and the championship hinged on the result. George was tensely poised on the edge of his seat watching every move. His ever-patient wife asked him,
'George, What's all the fuss about? I thought they decided who were the champions last year!'
Yo Mama is like a championship ring, everybody puts a finger in her!
I put this message on my machine during the baseball season. In the
background is the sound effect of a cheering crowd at a baseball game.
''We're back at Wrigley Field for this, the final game of the 1990 baseball
season. The Cubs and Mets are tied for first, whoever wins this game takes
home the National League Eastern Division championship. We're in the 9th
inning, Cubs trailing 2-1, but they have Dunston on third with two
outs. Coming up to bat now, here is BOB! (crowd cheers in background) This
has been a solid season for Bob, 26 home runs, 87 runs batted in. A base hit
now will tie it for the Cubs, while a home run will give them the
championship..
"Bob digs in against Dwight Gooden. Gooden has been masterful today, striking
out 16, while only allowing 3 base hits. Here comes the pitch... AND
THERE'S A LONG DRIVE DEEP TO RIGHT! THAT COULD BE OUT OF HERE! DARRYL
STRAWBERRY RACES OVER AND MAKES A LEAPING CATCH AT THE WALL more...
Kirk,
your prayers were not answered! As expected 49ers bit the crap out of the Chargers. Maybe if you start praying now, by next year, god might pitty you.
Now a question?
Assumption:
If a game is played in one and only one country. And they have a tournament. for all the teams in that country, I believe it would be called National Championship!
Question:
Then why the heck are the Superbowl Champions called World Champions?
Last I heard, there are many more countries in the world, besides USA. Shouldn't another country, heck even CANADA would do be involved for it to be called the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP.
Any takers???
KIRK???