Cheeseburgers Jokes

There are three priests at McDonalds and they all order cheeseburgers and a coke. Well one priest decides to save his cheeseburger for later and sticks it in his pocket. When he gets to church another priest is preaching. The sermon goes god in in your heart god is in your hand god is in your pocket. The priest sticks his hand in his pocket and says
I sure hope god dont eat my cheeseburger!

your mom is so fat she went to burger king and ate all the cheeseburgers