Chemist Jokes / Recent Jokes
The last words of a chemist:
22. Something is wrong here...
23. Where do all those holes in my kettle come from?
24. Trust me - I know what I am doing.
25. And now a cigarette...
one day John got itching in his inner part of the thigh, he went to the chemist and asked for ITCHGUARD, Chemist give him VIAGRA and ITCHGUARD, John ask ITCHGUARD is OK but why VIAGRA?, Chemist tells him, it will help in keeping the blanket up whole night,
The last words of a chemist:
4.... and please keep that test tube alone!
5. And now shake it a bit.
6. Why is there no label on this bottle?
The last words of a chemist:
7. In which glass was my mineral water?
8. The bunschen burnes *is* out!
9. Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!?
A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.
"That's it, I can never remember that word."
A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.
The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously he was drowned and never returned.
The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too, never returned.
The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water".
An organic chemist turns into a foul odor.
An analytical chemist turns into a procedure.
A physical chemist turns into a straight line.
A biochemist turns into a helix.
A chemical engineer turns into a profit.