Chemistree Jokes

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    I Saw Teacher Kissing Santa Chlorine

    I saw teacher kissing Santa Chlorine
    under the chemistree last night
    They didn't sneak me down the periodic chart
    to take a peek
    At all the atoms reacting in their beakers;
    it was neat.

    And I saw teacher kissing Santa Chlorine
    under the chemistree so bright
    Oh what a reaction there would have been
    if the principal had walked in
    With teacher kissing Santa Chlorine last night.

    I Saw Teacher Kissing Santa Chlorine
    I saw teacher kissing Santa Chlorine
    under the chemistree last night
    They didn't sneak me down the periodic chart
    to take a peek
    At all the atoms reacting in their beakers;
    it was neat.
    And I saw teacher kissing Santa Chlorine
    under the chemistree so bright
    Oh what a reaction there would have been
    if the principal had walked in
    With teacher kissing Santa Chlorine last night.

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