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A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says "You can`t bring that dog in here!"

The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog."

"Oh man, " the bartender says, "I`m sorry, here, the first one`s on me."

The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua.
The first guys sees him, stops him and says

"You can`t bring that dog in here unless you tell him it`s a seeing-eye dog."

The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink.
The bartender says "Hey, you can`t bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bartender says, "No, I don`t think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs."

The man pauses for more...

This guys wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks
in
the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.
"Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks.
"Boy," is the mans response.
"Oh yeah, I can do it, I'll be right there".
An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a
shotgun
and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions: "Now,
I'm
going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he
falls. When he does the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's
balls.
The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself which will
allow
you to put the handcuffs on' im".
The man asks "What do I do with the shotgun?"
"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog"

There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinschersays to the guy with a Chihuahua, 'Let's go over tothat restaurant and get something to eat.' The guy with the Chihuahua says, 'We can't go in there.We've got dogs with us.' The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, 'Just follow my lead.' They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the DobermanPinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walkin. A guy at the door says, 'Sorry, mac, no pets allowed.' The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, 'You don't understand.This is my seeing-eye dog.' The guy at the door says, 'A Doberman Pinscher?' He says, 'Yes, they're using them now, they're very good.' The guy at the door says, 'Come on in.' The guy with the Chihuahua figures, 'What the hell,' so he putson a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. The guy at the door says, 'Sorry, pal, no pets allowed.' The guy with the Chihuahua says, 'You don't understand. This ismy more...

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone. . . cheese mine."

Two buddies were out one Saturday, walking their dogs. One had a Doberman Pinscher and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with the Doberman said, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead." They walked over to the restaurant and the guy with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?"The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."The bouncer let him in.His buddy with the Chihuahua put on his pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."The man with more...

A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.Another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"