Chipmunks Jokes / Recent Jokes

Most public figures are really mechanical constructs, like small battlemechs that look really human, being driven by teams of rabid chipmunks. The chipmunks are trained at Quantico in a special school, costing taxpayers billions of dollars every year. This is why television is so endlessly fascinating.

q: what religion are alvin and the chipmunks?
a:munks