Choo Jokes

Q: What do little ghosts drink?
A: Evaporated milk.
Q: Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
Q: When do ghosts usually appear?
A: Just before someone screams.
Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
A: ''How do you boo, sir? How do you boo?''
Q: What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
A: Ghost toasties with booberries.
Q: What's soft, moldy and flies?
A: A spoiled bat.
Q: What did the policeman say when a black widow spider ran down his back?
A: ''You're under a vest!''
Q: What happened to the monster that took the five o'clock train home?
A: He had to give it back.
Q: Why did the monster salute his vegetable soup?
A: He looked in his bowl and saw a kernel of corn.
Q: What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A: A dead ringer.
Q: What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
A: I'd like to get to gnaw you.
Q: Which more...

This fellow who had spent his whole life in the desert comes to visit a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the railroad tracks one day, he hears a whistle:
"Whooee da Whoee!"
He sees something coming towards him, but doesn't know what it is.
Predictably, he's hit - but, only a glancing blow - and is thrown to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.
After weeks in the hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending a party, one evening. While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the tea kettle whistling. He grabs a baseball bat from the closet and proceeds to batter and bash the tea kettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal.
His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes to the kitchen, sees what's happened and asks the desert man:
"Why'd you ruin my good tea kettle?"
The desert man replies: "Man, you gotta kill these more...

One goes "CHOO CHOO" and the other goes "SPIT OUT YOUR GUM!"

What surfs the Internet and goes,' Choo, Choo'? Thomas the Search Engine.

Once upon a time, there were two kids who played together on their leisure times. (a boy & a girl)
They were just 3 years of age.
One day, the boy came to play with his little female friend. He was surprised!!!!! His little friend was naked. He has never seen a female body. So he wondered and asked "oya mokakda?", pointing to her secret part of the body. She said " eka thamay mama choo karana eka". He was delited and played with his mate.
On the next day, he went to play with her again. But the special thing was there were no clothes on his body. The fun time started. This time the girl was surprised and asked him, pointing to his "malli" "oya mokakda ane". He said " meka thamay mama choo karana eka".
Then she simply asked "what are those two little balls? " He laughed and said " ewa thiyenne ittyle ekata" ( He could't even pronounce the word "STYLE" proparly)