Classical Jokes

What is a bees favourite classical music composer? Bee-thoven!

A guy bought a brand new car stereo, top of the line, brand new technology.
When he said Rock, the radio would turn to a rock station. When he said Classical, the radio would turn to a classical station. When he said Country, the radio would turn to a country station and so and so on.
One day he was driving down the road listening to some rock when some kids jumped in front of him. He slammed on his brakes and yelled "FUCKING KIDS" and sure enough Michael Jackson started playing on the radio.

Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"

Q: How many classical music singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None - "Impossible. The altitude may put unnecessary strain on my vocal chords. Have the bassist do it."

Question: What is the difference between classical and disco music?
Answer: With classical music listeners shake their heads; with disco music they shake their legs.