Clint Jokes / Recent Jokes

Clint was sitting in a bar having a drink and noticed that the barmaid was one hot looking babe. He slapped twenty bucks on the table and said to her, "I betcha I can keep an eye on this drink while I go to the bathroom."
Knowing the bathroom was around the corner, she accepted his bet.
He removed his glass eye, placed it beside the drink and went to the bathroom.
When he returned, he challenged, "I betcha I can bite my own nose."
She accepted his bet.
Clint took out his false teeth, nipped his nose and scooped up the money yet again.
"Okay, look," he said, "I'll give you a chance to win your money back. I betcha I can make love to you so tenderly that you won't even feel a thing."
Now this was one thing that she definitely knew about, so she accepted his bet.
Clint lifted her skirt and went to town.
"I can feel you," she said with a giggle.
"Oh, well," replied Clint, "you win more...

Clint Eastwood voice: Go ahead, make my day. Leave a message.

A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to Clint, "You going to die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of third day, you die. What is first wish?" Clint says, "I want to see my horse." The Indians get his horse. Clint grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the ass. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with Clint. The Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man - can only think of one thing." The second day, the chief says, "What your wish today?" Clint says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his horse. Clint leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse's ear, then slaps it on the ass. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked more...

While he was in New York on location for Bronco Billy (1980), Clint
Eastwood agreed to a television interview. His host, somewhat hostile,
began by defining a Clint Eastwood picture as a violent, ruthless,
lawless, and bloody piece of mayhem, and then asked Eastwood himself
to define a Clint Eastwood picture. "To me," said Eastwood calmly,
"what a Clint Eastwood picture is, is one that I'm in."
Source: Hollywood Anecdotes by Paul F. Boller, Jr. and Ronald L. Davis.