Closely Jokes

A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held in his fingers.
The lawyer watches the drunk for a while till he finally gets curious enough to ask what it is.
“Well” said the drunk, “it looks like plastic and feels like rubber. ”
“Let me have it” said the lawyer.
Taking it, he began to roll it between his thumb and forefinger, examining it closely. “Yes” he finally said, “it does look like plastic and feel like rubber, but I don’t know what it is. Where did you get it? ”
“From my nose” the drunk replied.

A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held in his fingers.
The lawyer watches the drunk for a while till he finally gets curious enough to ask what it is.
"Well" said the drunk, "it looks like plastic and feels like rubber."
"Let me have it" said the lawyer.
Taking it, he began to roll it between his thumb and forefinger, examining it closely. "Yes" he finally said, "it does look like plastic and feel like rubber, but I don't know what it is. Where did you get it?"
"From my nose" the drunk replied.

A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held in his fingers. The lawyer watches the drunk for a while till he finally gets curious enough to ask what it is.
"Well," said the drunk, "it looks like plastic and feels like rubber."
"Let me have it," said the lawyer.
Taking it, he began to roll it between his thumb and forefinger, examining it closely.
"Yes," he finally said, "it does look like plastic and feel like rubber, but I don't know what it is. Where did you get it?"
"From my nose," the drunk replied.

Three blondes are walking in the woods. They come across a set of tracks.
The 1st blonde looks closely and says: "Those are moose tracks".
The 2nd blonde crouches down and examines the tracks. "No, those are rabbit tracks," she says.
The 3rd blonde gets down on her hands and knees, checking the tracks very closely. "You're both wrong," she says. "Those are tiger tracks."
They began to argue about exactly what type of tracks they had found. They were still arguing when the train hit them.