Cloths Jokes

A blonde proposed an indian for merriage. indian put three condition. 1. she has to cook 2. she has to arrange the room. 3. she has to clean the cloths. she nodded in yes. after a week of merriage indian withdraw the condition. because 1. she need a handsome cook. 2. with whome she can arrange the bed room before the husband comes and 3. she refuse to wear the cloths to release some workload....

there was this airplane flying over the ocean and the pilot gets on the radio and says ladys and gentalmen we are about to make a crash landing into the ocean you might want to put your seatbelts on this won guy said the hell with that and started ripping his cloths off the stewartest said what the hell are you doing and he said i always herd on tv that when you land and hit the water you always get real wet and your close get heavy and you sink and hit the bottom im going to float as long as i can so this other guy jumped up and started to put that guys cloths on the stewartest said what are you doing he said i always herd on tv when you land and hit that water you get real cold and die of hypothermia and im going to stay warm as long as i can...then this other guy jumps up and says yall are all crazy and he runs over there and grabs this big black girl and starts pooring it to her and the stewartest says what the hell are you doing and he said well i always herd on tv the first more...