Clutch Jokes / Recent Jokes

A couple go on honeymoon travelling in an old caravette campervan to Scotland touring the wonderful scenery. After a while the husband began felling a bit frisky and asked his new wife if she fancied a bit of horizontal refreshment, this she agreed to. Having realised that the van was full of the camping equipment the wife said"what are we going to do? we can't get in the back because of all the gear. The husband said leave it to me we can always get under the van, o.k. said his wife, so under they went. After a while a voice was heard and of course it was a policeman standing there."What do you think you are doing"said the policeman,"don't worry officer I'm just fixing the clutch, the officer replied"it's not your clutch which needs seeing to, it's your handbrake, your van is at bottom of the hill.

It's time to tell the truth about Smurfs.
You see, Smurfs are a lot like other folks; they have dreams and ambitions, deep, thoughtful conversations with each other, and good and bad times.
"But," people ask, "do Smurfs have..... you know,...... *sex*?"
The answer is an emphatic and resounding YES!
And why shouldn't they? They're people, too.
What *most* people don't know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year.
Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you'd be blue, too.
Once a year, in the Smurf village, flags and banners fly happily in the breeze, proclaiming that the day of the annual Smuckfest has arrived. Birds sing and the Sun comes out to watch, despite the weatherSmurf's direst predictions.
I guess good ol' Mr. Sun is a voyeur.
In the middle of town, Papa Smurf gives a brief speech explaining the origin of the Smuckfest; how Dr. C. Everett Koop came to the village more...