Cobb Jokes

The Associated Press reports that a school board in Cobb County Georgia has abandoned a four year battle for the right to place stickers on their high school science textbooks calling evolution a "theory, not a fact."

"We faced the distraction and expense of starting all over with more legal actions and another trial. With this agreement, it is done and we now have a clean slate for the new year." - Cobb County school board chairwoman Teresa Plenge.
Translated: "We'd really rather not endure a fifth year of judges laughing and pointing."