Cockrel Jokes

Thanks to' Carol' for this large collection of Yo-Mama Jokes... Enjoy!!

Your momma is so fat when she sits in the bathtub the toilet water raises.
Yo mama so stud she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Your mum's like a bowling ball. Why? You finger her, chuck her down an alley and she comes back for more.
Your mum's so ugly, she has to do trick or treat over the phone.
Your mum's so fat, she wears a vcr as a pager.
Your mum's so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Your mum's so fat, she fills the bath and then puts the water in.
Your mum's like a DIY shop, 1p a screw.
Your mum's so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one who got a tan.
Your mum's so ugly, she turned medusa to stone.
Your mum's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
Your mum's so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
Your mum's like more...