"Yo Moma Jokes" joke

Thanks to' Carol' for this large collection of Yo-Mama Jokes... Enjoy!!

Your momma is so fat when she sits in the bathtub the toilet water raises.
Yo mama so stud she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Your mum's like a bowling ball. Why? You finger her, chuck her down an alley and she comes back for more.
Your mum's so ugly, she has to do trick or treat over the phone.
Your mum's so fat, she wears a vcr as a pager.
Your mum's so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Your mum's so fat, she fills the bath and then puts the water in.
Your mum's like a DIY shop, 1p a screw.
Your mum's so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one who got a tan.
Your mum's so ugly, she turned medusa to stone.
Your mum's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
Your mum's so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
Your mum's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.
Your mum's like the Eiffel tower,? 1 and your up.
Your mum's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.
Your mum's so stupid, I asked her to buy a colour tv and she said "which colour?".
Your mum's like railway track, she gets laid all over the country.
Your mum's so stupid, when the judge said "order in court" she said "I'll have a burger and a Coke please.".
Your mum's like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Your mum's so fat, NASA takes her to the top of a tower, pushes her off she falls 400 feet, hits a board and launches the space shuttle.
Your mum's so ugly, when she went to a haunted house, she came out with a job application.
Your mum's so ugly, she went to an ugly competition and they said, "sorry no professionals".
Your mum's so big, she's got a warning light for aeroplanes
I met your mum the other day, he's a good bloke.
Your mum's so ugly, they turn off the cameras when she walks into a bank.
Your mum's so fat, the last time she saw her phone number was on the scales.
Your mum's so ugly, they moved halloween to her birthday.
The difference between your mum and a cockrel is that the cockrel says "cockadoodaldoo" and she says "anycockwilldoo".
Your mum's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Your mum' s so fat and ugly that when she auditioned for the part of ET, she caused an eclipse by riding her bike in front of the moon.
Your mum's so ugly, they filmed "gorrilas is the mist" in her shower.
Your mum's so fat, she stepped on scales and it said "one at a time please".
Your mum's like a door, the more you bang her, the looser she gets.
Your mum's so dumb, she got sacked from an M&M's factory for throwing away the W's.
Your mum's so fat, when it was her birthday, she turned around and it was her next birthday.
Your mum's so fat that when she was in school she sat next to everyone.
Your mum's so fat, she has to iron her skirt on the driveway.
Your mum's so fat the equator is her belt!
Your mum's so fat that her picture takes up 2 photo frames!
Your mum is soo stupid..... I told her it was chilly outside so she went and got a bowl!
Your mum is soo poor..... I saw her kicking a can down the street, and I asked her what was wrong, and she said... nothing, I'm moving houses!
Your mum is soo fat..... she went to visit the grand canyon and got stuck in it!
Your mum is so fat when she visited the zoo all the kids said "look at the huge hippopotamus"
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walks in front of the tv you miss 2 shows.
Your mamma so old, that she knew Pizza Hut when it was a tent!
Your mum's so short you can see her feet on her driver's licence.
Your mum's so old her birth certificate says' expired'.
Your mum's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Your mum's so old she waitered tables at the last supper.
Your mum's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.
Your mum's glasses are so thick that when she looks at a map she can see people waving.
Your mum's so ugly her face was put on a box of laxative and it was sold empty.
Your mum's so fat her shadow weighs a hundred pound.
Your mum's so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin. in to the sky and got stuck!
Your mom is so fat, fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Your mom is so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Your mom is so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets.
Your mom is so fat, if she was a superhero, she would be "Incredible Bulk."
Your mom is so fat, fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Your mom is so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Your mom is so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "One at a time, please."
Your mom is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Your mom is so fat, she broke her leg and gravy came out.
Your mom is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat in the rain, people run to her and yell "Taxi!".
Your mom is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Your mom is so fat, I swerved to avoid her in the road and ran out of gas.
Your mom is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign.
Your mom is so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Your mom is so fat, if she weighed 5 more pounds, she could get group insurance.
Your mom is so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Your mom is so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up in sections.
Your mom is so fat, she's got her own zip code.
Your mom is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Your mom is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Your mom is so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!".
Your mom is so fat she was baptized at Sea World.
Your mom is so fat, when she goes to the beach, kids go "free willy! free willy!".
Your mom's feet are so big her shoes have licence plates.
Your mom is so fat, she wore a Malcom X jacket and a helicoptor landed on her.
Your mom is so ugly, they didn't make a costume for her when she tried out for Star Wars.
Your mom is so poor, she can't even pay attention.
Your mom is so poor, she asks homeless people for money.

Q: Why does your mom's car cost more than her house?
A: A box on wheels costs more than a box.

Your mom is so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, cause she wanted to makeup her mind.
Your mom is so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at the orange juice box because it said' concentrate'.
Your mom is so stupid, she failed her blood test.
Your mom is so stupid, she placed a ruler on her pillow so she can see how long she can sleep.
Your mom is so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Your mom is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Your mom is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Your mom is so old, that when she was in school there was no history class.