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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it's going to be a hell of a blow job!

Having noticed the empty pot of toddy for several days, the owner hid nearby awaiting for the culprit. After some time a man quitely walked up to he coconut tree and climbed it and drank the collected sweet toddy in the pot and slowly climbed down.
Now that the culprit was caught red-handed the owner questioned why he climbed the coconut tree. Promptly the man rceplied, "to cut some grass." The angry owner said, "Fool! how can you get grass on a coconut tree?"
He replied, "That's why I am getting down."

The teacher asked amda: class. .. pls write me an essay on ticks
amda new so much about ticks
ticks have eight legs, ticks live on dogs, ticks are black, ticls are insects.......
the next day
class pls write about coconut tree
amda replies
"amda didn't know much about coconut trees"
amda: coconut trees grow on land. dogs come and rub against coconut trees. dogs have ticks. ticks have eight legs, ticks live on dogs, ticks are black.....
the following day...
teacher: children p-lease write an essay on cats.
amda didnt know about cats.
amda: cats have four legs. dogs chases cats. dogs have ticks. tick have eight legs, ticks live on dogs, ticks are black.....
everything turns out an essay on ticks.
so the teacher thought hard.
something that cannot turn up an essay on ticks.
the teacher thought for an hour and she came up with the idea to for an essay on fish.
no way is this going to lead to an essay more...

Once upon a time, a man decided to vacation on a cruise ship
in the Caribbean. It was wonderful-the experience of his
life! He was waited upon hand and foot. But, alas, it did
not last. A hurricane came up suddenly and the ship went
down. The man found himself, he knew not how, swept up on the
shore of an island. There was nothing else anywhere to be
seen. No person, no supplies, nothing.
The man looked around. There were some bananas and coconuts,
but that was it. He was desperate and forlorn, but decided to
make the best of it. So for the next four months he ate
bananas, drank coconut juice and mostly looked to the sea
mightily for a ship to come to his rescue.
One day, as he was lying on the beach stroking his beard and
looking for a ship, he spotted movement out of the corner of
his eye. Could it be true, was it a ship? No, from around
the corner of the island came a rowboat. In it was the most
gorgeous woman he had more...