Coed Jokes / Recent Jokes
The shapely coed was undressing for the night when she noticed a puzzled look on her roommate's face. "Do you know there's the impression of a large M on your stomach?" the roommate asked.
"My fiance's in town this weekend," confided the young th: "and he likes to make love with his football-letter sweater on."
"Which school does he attend, Michigan or Minnesota?" qt tioned her friend.
"Neither," giggled the first girl. "He goes to Wisconsin."
"I know a place," said the sharp college coed to her sorority sister, "where men don't wear anything, except maybe a watch once in a while."
"Where is that?" the second campus cutie asked eagerly.
"Around the wrist, silly."
The dazzling coed sat perched on her stool, at the local hangout, as the young man sat beside her. Following the usual 'small talk', he made his move. "Tell me, would you sleep with a total stranger for a million dollars?"
"Well, yes, I guess I would." she replied.
"Would you sleep with me for ten dollars?" he went on.
"Ten Dollars??? What kind of girl do you think I am ?" she huffed.
"We've already established that." he shot back. "All we're doing now is haggling over the price."
Once upon a time there were three coeds-a big coed, a medium-sized coed and a little tiny coed. One night they came home from a dance, and the big coed said, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed!"
The medium-sized coed looked in her room and said, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed!"
And the little tiny coed said, ".. . Well, nighty-night, girls!"