Shapely Jokes

A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. Alarge wave came up and washed over her, tearing off her bikini top.She came out of the surf with her arms folded across her chest.Little Johnny, playing in the sand looked up at her and said,"Lady, if you're going to drown those puppies, I'll take the one withthe brown nose."

A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. Alarge wave came up and washed over her, tearing off her bikini top. She came out of the surf with her arms folded across her chest. Little Johnny, playing in the sand looked up at her and said,"Lady, if you're going to drown those puppies, I'll take the one withthe brown nose."

The shapely coed was undressing for the night when she noticed a puzzled look on her roommate's face. "Do you know there's the impression of a large M on your stomach?" the roommate asked.

"My fiance's in town this weekend," confided the young th: "and he likes to make love with his football-letter sweater on."

"Which school does he attend, Michigan or Minnesota?" qt tioned her friend.

"Neither," giggled the first girl. "He goes to Wisconsin."

Two shapely stenographers were standing on a crowded subway. One asked the other: "That man behind me-is he good looking?" "Well," was the answer, "he's young." The first girl nodded. "That I know."

one with a shapely wench on the jacket, and no jacket on the shapely wench.