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A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening."I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."

THERE ONCE WAS A LITTLE RED MAN WHO LIVED IN A LTTLE RED HOUSE.ONE DAY THE GOT OUT OF HIS LITTLE RED BED GOT INTO HIS LITTLE RED SHOWER
& HAD A SHOWER.SUDDENLY THE DOORBELL RINGS SO THE LITTLE RED MAN PUTS A TOWEL AROUND HIMSELF & ANSEWERS THE LITTLE RED DOOR.A LITTLE GREEN LADY ASKES FOR SOME MONEY FOR A FUNRAISER SO THE LITTLE RED MAN RAN TO HIS LITTLE RED ROOM & GRABBED SOME LITTLE RED MONEY.WHEN HE GOT TO DOOR HE DROPPED A COIN SO HE BENT DOWN & THE TOWEL SLIPPED DOWN & WHEN HE GRAPPED THE COIN & STOOD BACK UP THE TOWEL FELL OF THE LITTLE GREEN LADY SLAPPED HER FACE RAN ACROSS THE ROAD & GOT HIT BY A TRUCK
THAS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER CROSS THE ROAD WHEN A LITTLE RED MAN IS FLASHING

A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a Ruppe coin.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking and gasping for breath. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the coin and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a Tea stall in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of Tea.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her Tea cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, she hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the Tea stall without saying a more...

The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.
She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails.
Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and inquires if something is wrong?
“I finished the exam in half an hour but I am rechecking my answers…”

Santa was standing at the Ludhiana railway station with his wife, Jeeeto, and son. His son wanted to check his weight and he took a coin from Santa and stood on the machine. Unfortunately, he could not reach the slot meant for inserting the coin. Suddenly our Santa got a brilliant idea.
He lifted lifted his son and helped him insert the coin.
All the three were wondering what made the kid weightless even on EARTH!!

A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.
"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."

A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening."I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."