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An Al Qaeda terrorist serving 18 years for his involvement in a plot to bomb London was taught how to be a stand-up comic at his top-security prison.
Evil Zia Ul Haq was enrolled in an eight-day “comedy workshop” at Whitemoor jail, along with murderers and rapists. The 18 cons were given lessons in stand-up, comic drama, improvisation and scriptwriting. Once they “graduated” they were due to get a certificate and display their new talents with a comedy show for fellow inmates and guards.
On Thursday Justice Secretary Jack Straw canned the "totally unacceptable" course. He also vetoed a plan by the Category A Cambridgeshire prison to set up its own comedy club.

I know comedians have anger issues, but this is ridiculous.

This headline is actually a misprint. and should read:

David Schwimmer makes "directing" debut with "comedy"

Researchers in Singapore say terrorists have begun to post comedy and Top 10 lists on the internet to draw in young recruits.
Samples include:

- “Knock-knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Praise.”
“Praise who?”
“Allah.”
- A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and we blow them up.

- If you have breasts and I can see your face, you might be an American woman.

- How many Israelis does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero – there’s no such thing as an Israeli.

- Why did the American cross the road? To get away from the twin towers.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

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