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What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
They both hope to be human someday.
Q. What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?
A. They were both upset when Bill finished first.
Q. What do mountain climbing and receiving a blowjob from Whoopi Goldberg have in common?
A. For God's sake, don't ever look down!
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram. You probably haven't heard most of them. Please try not to laughtoo hard and feel free to flame as much as you like-we are all likepassengers on the deck of the Titanic discussing what we're going to do whenwe get to shore.How can you tell when a mechanic has been behind your nuclear warhead? There are nubile lambchops all over your pizza! How can you tell when a pope has been coming towards your spaceship? There are laughing travelling salesmen in your banana! How do you get 100 gargoyles into a nuclear warhead? Throw in a lawn sprinkler! Why do motorcycles fold born-again eyeballs? To diaper their skyscrapers! Why do policemen have toilets? So that yaks will disobey them! What do you get when you cross a Barbie doll and a banana? An angry nurse! What did the Democrat say to the kettle drum?"Ignore my eyeball, you square baby!"What did the finger say ot the lawn sprinkler?"Enlist more...
Q: What does Michael have in common with NASA?
A: It's been 25 years since his first moon landing.
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
Q. What do the Pope and 7-UP have in common?
A. Never had it, never will.