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What do a car, a tree, and an elephant have in common?
They all have trunks!!!

What do Yoko Ono and Somalians have in common?
They both live off dead beatles!

121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A: Not everybody has been in a limo.


122. Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
A: One's a bunch a cunning runts. ..

123 Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.


124. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.


125. Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.


126. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley?
A: The shopping trolley has a mind of its own!


127. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez Canal?
A: One's a busy ditch.


128. Q: What is the difference between a blond and a toilet?
A: A more...

What do miniskirts and hard disks have in common?

Access time.

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
They both hope to be human someday.

Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever!!

What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common?
When you plug them in, they both suck.