"Blonde quickies 121-140" joke

121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A: Not everybody has been in a limo.

122. Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
A: One's a bunch a cunning runts. ..

123 Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

124. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.

125. Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

126. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley?
A: The shopping trolley has a mind of its own!

127. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez Canal?
A: One's a busy ditch.

128. Q: What is the difference between a blond and a toilet?
A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it.

129. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

130. Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

131. Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

132. Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.

133. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

134. Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

135. Q: What do blonds and spagetthii have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

136. Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.

137. Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?
A: Put either of' em in a car and their fucked.

138. Q: Why did the deaf blond sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.

139. Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.

140. Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Don't tell her to swallow.