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The FCC fielded 800,000 calls last week after the government mandated switch to digital television.
How can they just switch everyones television signal to digital without giving any kind of advance warning. They should have been running advertising warning people that this was going to happen.
This is why people hate the government. They just don't communicate with the citizens about what's going on in their country.
Because the government refuses to communicate with it's populous I'm going to step in and inform you that the government has a plan to thin out the population by imprisoning, sterilizing and even euthanizing stupid people.
The first 800,000 to be rounded up will be the idiots who called the FCC about the switchover to digital TV.
You can't communicate complexity, only an awareness of it.
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were' protecting'. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job. If he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing. Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picks up over $50,000. He gets greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The Mafia soon realizes that their collection is late, and sends some of their hoods after the deaf collector. The hoods find the deaf collector and ask him where the money is. The deaf collector can't communicate with them, so the Mafia drags the guy to an interpreter. The Mafia hood says to the interpreter, "Ask him where the money is." The interpreter signs, "Where's the money?" r The deaf replies, "I don't know what you're talking about." The interpreter tells the hood, "He says he doesn't know what you're more...
How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!
How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20, 000 fathoms? Drop him a line.
A recent study shows that plants are able to communicate with each other. Scientists found that more communication occurs on weekends when minutes are free.