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All polar bears are left handed.
Ten percent of the human population is left handed.
In conclusion, ten percent of the human population are polar bears.
The pope is one.
I am one.
In conclusion, I must be the pope.

What is a Cat?

1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be alone.
6. When you want to be alone they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats.

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What is a Dog?

1. Dogs lie around all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone they want to play.
7. They are more...

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Logic is a systematic method for getting the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Statistics is a systematic method for getting the wrong conclusion with 95% confidence.

Read the following statements and the amazing
conclusion:
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is
Basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level
employees is Bowling.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers
is Football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is
Baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management
is Tennis.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers
is Golf.
THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:
The higher you are in the corporate structure,
the smaller your balls become.