Condoleezza Rice Jokes / Recent Jokes

On Monday, Lebanese prime minister Faud Siniora hosted a surprise visit by Condoleezza Rice. "Condi!" he shouted from deep inside a bomb shelter, "I'd love to chat, but it's kind of a bad time."

In addition to going the Clinton route on North Korea, and while seeking out Clinton-era folks for advice on achieving a Middle East peace, the Bush administration gives us this gem:

Condoleezza Rice to the United Jewish Communities in Nashville, TN on Tuesday: Israelis must be prepared for "difficult and painful sacrifices."

For example, a missing limb, a missing head, a missing parent, a missing child, and eventually a missing Israel.

According to the Jerusalem Post, an Arab plot to blow up a passenger jet was foiled in Geneva, Switzerland. "Whoa," said Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, "those things are preventable?"