Confidential Jokes

Son: father what is the difference between confident and confidential?? Father: see you are my son that i am confident but
Your friend is my son that is confidential

If something is confidential, it will be left in the photocopy machine.

A young boy asks his dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there is also my son; that's confidential!"