Congratulated Jokes

Once there was a woman taking a shower when she heard a knock on door. A voice called, "It's me, the fireman."
So the woman wrapped a towel around herself and went to the door. The fireman said, "Congratulate me, I just put out a fire!"
So the woman congratulated him and went back to her shower. Then she heard another knock on her door and a voice called, "It's me, the policeman".
So the woman wrapped a towel around herself and went to the door. The policeman said, "Congratulate me, I just caught a robber".
So the woman congratulated him and went back to her shower. But before long she heard another knock on her door and a voice called, "It's me, the blind man," so she didn't bother putting a towel around herself and answered the door where the blind man said, "Congratulate me, I just got my eyesight back!"

There was once a beautiful woman named Rebecca who lived with 3 men: an author, an artist, and a blind man.They each visited her once a day. One day Rebecca was taking a shower when she heard a knock at the door, so she put on a towel and answered the door.
It turned out to be the artist. He said, "Congratulate me, congratulate me! I have just finished a masterpiece." Rebecca congratulated him, then closed the door.
Right when Rebecca was getting back in the shower, she heard another knock so she put her towel back on and it was the author. He said, "Congratulate me, congratulate me! I have just finished a new best-seller." Rebecca congratulated him, then closed the door.
Rebecca got back in the shower and 15 minutes later she heard another knock. She figured it had to be the blind man so she didn't have to put on her towel and she answered the door. She was right; it was the blind man, and he said to her, "Congratulate me, congratulate me! I can more...