Conventioneer Jokes / Recent Jokes

A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a rather attractive woman." Hi," he said, "I'm new in town. Can I buy you a drink?" "Get lost," she remarked, "I am Lesbian." "Oh, really?" he asked, "How are things in Beiruit?"

A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a rather attractive woman."Hi," he said, "I'm new in town. Can I buy you a drink?""Get lost," she remarked, "I am Lesbian.""Oh, really?" he asked, "How are things in Beiruit?"

While he was struggling with a jammed cigarette machine in the lobby of his hotel, the youthful conventioneer's hand slipped off the knob and his elbow struck a passing girl on the chest.
"I'm terribly sorry," the man said. "But if your heart is as soft as your breast, you'll forgive me."
"Oh, I do," she answered with a warm smile. "And if the rest of you is as hard as your elbow, my room is 613."