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Three convicts escape from prison. They make it to a nearby town but are confonted by a policeman. "Hey, aren't you those three escaped convicts?", asked the policeman. Thinking on his feet the first convict looked around him and said "no, I'm Mark, Mark Spencer", "The second followed his lead and said "My names is William, W H Smith". The third said "My name is Ken... Tucky Fried Chicken"

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to
take one item with them to help them occupy their time while
incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you
bring?"
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he
intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the
"Grandma Moses of Jail".
Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and said, "I brought
cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."
The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself.
The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did
you bring?"
The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought
these!"
The other two were puzzled and asked, "What on earth can you do with
those?"
He grinned and more...

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were
each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy
their time while incarcerated. On the bus, one turned to
another and said, "So, what did you bring?" The second
convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he
intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become
the "Grandma Moses of Jail". Then he asked the first, "What
did you bring?" The first convict pulled out a deck of cards
and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker,
solitaire and gin, and any number of games." The third convict,
who was a Vol fan, was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The
other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What
did you bring?" The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He
said "I brought these."
The other two were puzzled and asked - "What can you do with
those?" more...

Three convicts were on their way to prison; a mobster, a drunk, and a Texas Aggie. Each was allowed to take one item to help pass the time while incarcerated. On the bus, the drunk guy turned to the mobster and said, "So, what did you bring?"

The mobster pulled out a box of paints and explained that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the da Vinci of the prison system. Then he asked the drunk, "What did you bring?"

He then pulled out a deck of cards, grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."

The Aggie was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"

Pulling out a box of tampons, he said with a smile, "I brought these."

Puzzled, the other two convicts asked, "What can you do with THOSE?"

Pointing to the box, more...