Cornfield Jokes

A blonde was driving down the road when she saw another blonde sitting in a canoe in the midddle of a cornfield rowing. The blonde stops her car, gets out and yells " Hey what are you doing? " the other blonde just keeps rowing. Again the blonde on the road shouts " Hey what are you doing? " and the other blonde just keeps on rowing. Then the blonde says " You know, if I could swim, I would come out there and kick your butt !! "

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Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he seesanother blonde rowing with oars in a cornfield. Well, he is just absolutely furious and he gets out of the car and yells tothe blonde in the cornfield: "Hey, if I knew how to swim, I'd go right outthere and give you a piece of my mind!"

Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he seesanother blonde rowing with oars in a cornfield.Well, he is just absolutely furious and he gets out of the car and yells tothe blonde in the cornfield: "Hey, if I knew how to swim, I'd go right outthere and give you a piece of my mind!"

Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he sees another blonde rowing with oars in a cornfield.

Well, he is just absolutely furious and he gets out of the car and yells to the blonde in the cornfield: "Hey, if I knew how to swim, I'd go right out there and give you a piece of my mind!"