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A new Trainee was workin in a porno shop. The manager had to go out for a minute and asked if he could handle the shop on his own. He said yes. A few minutes after, a wite woman comes in and asked for black porn. THe trainee says that it costs $35. THen, a black womaon comes in and asks for white porn. THe trainee also says that the porn regardless of weather it is black of white porn costs $35. After she left, a blonde came in and looked at the porn. The blonde then asks what that tinket up there was. THe trainee says that is costs $162. The blonde buyed it. THen, the manager comes back in and asks him how much he made. THe trainee then says that he sold black and white porn and that little trinket on your desk to a blonde for 162 dollers! THe managers hen says that the item was his thermos.

A Tongan man hired a Samoan man to work at his cattle farm in Tonga. He needed a bull, so he sent the Samoan man to Samoa to buy a bull. Before he left the Tongan man gave the Samoan man $600 to buy the best bull that he can find. He bought a bull that cost him $599 which includes the shipping and handling costs to send it to Tonga. He went to wire a telegram to his boss in Tonga and realized he only had one dollar left. He asked the clerk how much to send a telegram. The clerk said that it costs a dollar per word. He told the clerk to write down "Comfortable". Get it?! "Come for the bull."